The LeBaron Bunch, kinda like The Brady Bunch only BeTTeR

"Now if you are going to win any battle you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up. It is always tired in the morning, noon, and night. but the body is never tired if the mind is not tired."
George S. Patton, U.S. Army General, 1912 Olympian

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Cell Phone Services

I regret to inform you that my cell phone has died. It died approximately at 1:00 PM on Tuesday, March 10th.

Services for Li'l Red will be held at the LeBaron household at 3:00 today. Please don't send flowers, cash gifts would be greatly appreciated.

Roses are red
and violets are blue.
My cell phone is dead,
So I can't call you.

I lived so independent and free
When no one could get a hold of me.

I thought that I didn't need you in life
'til my husband had troubles getting hold of his wife.

Come to find out it was nice with a phone.
The benefits are numerous, I'm certain unknown.

Now that you're gone I feel lonely and lost.
To have a phone work I would pay any cost.

I didn't need you and was feelin' just dandy.
But the text was so good and really quite handy.

So, I sit here and wait, wait, wait, wait... for a new one to come,
Wasting time writing a silly phone poem.


saskia said...

We canceled our phones... I miss not having one, but I don't miss the bill, and Darby gets his phone from work. I might get a track phone for those times I am in town and want to make a call, other than that, I don't need one. I had one for 10 years!!!

renhallows said...

phones sometimes can be such a bother and take over my life....but yesterday I was glad to have one when I forgot it was early release day for my girls and they waited for me for 35 minutes in the front office of the school. I didn't want to tell them that I was taking a nap. This having a phone day was a blessing!

ps your poem is cute and so creative.

Malisa said...

Awesome poem!

Lil' LeBaron Family said...

Just so you know, I got your message and called you back...on your cell. Oops! I shall try you at home!

Lorilee said...

Isn't funny how dependent we get with our Cell's? It actually really scarey. How did we live life without them. Hope you get yours back soon. Good to hear from you....I thought you were lost. I guess you were just in mourning for your cell. LOL

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