I regret to inform you that my cell phone has died. It died approximately at 1:00 PM on Tuesday, March 10th.
Services for Li'l Red will be held at the LeBaron household at 3:00 today. Please don't send flowers, cash gifts would be greatly appreciated.
Roses are red
and violets are blue.
My cell phone is dead,
So I can't call you.
I lived so independent and free
When no one could get a hold of me.
I thought that I didn't need you in life
'til my husband had troubles getting hold of his wife.
Come to find out it was nice with a phone.
The benefits are numerous, I'm certain unknown.
Now that you're gone I feel lonely and lost.
To have a phone work I would pay any cost.
I didn't need you and was feelin' just dandy.
But the text was so good and really quite handy.
So, I sit here and wait, wait, wait, wait... for a new one to come,
Wasting time writing a silly phone poem.